Funny Animals 2017 Broschuerenkalender Book PDF, EPUB Download & Read Online Free

Bro Code for Parents

Bro Code for Parents

Author: Barney Stinson
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1451690649
Pages: 176
Year: 2012-10-02
The newest book in the New York Times bestselling “Barney Stinson” canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid. So you’re going to be a parent. You might be asking yourself a series of important questions: Will I be a good parent? • Will I be able to afford this? • Can I ever have sex again? Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesn’t mean your kid has to be as lame as you’re about to become. That’s why I’ve written this book—to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy. The Bro Code for Parents will help you: Choose a baby name that won’t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker • Interview and hire a smokin’ hot nanny • Teach your child instant classics like “The Boobs on the Bus” and “Bro, Bro, Bro Your Boat” With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools you’ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
Dog Selfies

Dog Selfies

Author: Charlie Ellis
Publisher: Summersdale Pub Limited
ISBN: 1849536457
Pages: 96
Year: 2014-10-02
A hilarious collection of dogs taking "selfies" Everyone is snapping selfies, and dogs are no exception! Animal selfies are increasingly popular on the internet and beyond. From the sublime to the ridiculous, this book collects the best photos of mutts who have taken the selfie craze into their own paws.
The Best of Brochure Design 07

The Best of Brochure Design 07

Author: Wilson Harvey
Publisher: Rockport Publishers
ISBN: 1564969460
Pages: 176
Year: 2003
Clients the world over turn to graphic designers to help them create outstanding brochures and this volume explores this critical and competitive arena and the way designers seek inspiration. Featuring a collection of work from top designers around the world, this book provides a wealth of ideas for designing client brochures ranging from corporate and product literature to annual reports, direct marketing and new media. Whether the reader is looking for a conceptual or sophisticated feel, a classic or modern look, this should be a useful resource for high-quality brochure design.
Magical Jungle

Magical Jungle

Author: Johanna Basford
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 0143109006
Pages: 88
Year: 2016-08-06
From the internationally bestselling creator of Lost Ocean comes a beautiful new adult coloring book that takes you on a wondrous expedition through the jungle Follow ink evangelist Johanna Basford down an inky trail through the Magical Jungle and discover a forgotten world of flora and fauna just waiting to be colored in this new coloring book for adults. Through intricate pen and ink illustrations, color-inners of all ages are invited to explore an exotic rainforest teeming with creatures large and small. Encounter speckled tree frogs and dainty hummingbirds, prowling tigers and playful monkeys. Let your imagination run wild in the leafy treetop canopy or find yourself drawn to the delicate world of sensational blossoms and tropical plants below. "The colorists have a queen, and her name is Johanna Basford." --New York Magazine "Consider trading in your yoga mat for a set of markers and peruse the gorgeous gardens of Basford's imagination." --The Huffington Post
Return of the Bunny Suicides

Return of the Bunny Suicides

Author: Andy Riley
Publisher: Hodder
ISBN: 1444716824
Pages: 96
Year: 2004-10-11
Even more wickedly ingenious and surreal ideas for all the little fluffy rabbits in this world who just don't want to live any more. The Bestselling Bunnies are back! This is dark humour at its best - a collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons which will appeal to anyone in touch with their evil side.
Walruses of the Arctic

Walruses of the Arctic

Author: Sara Swan Miller
Publisher: The Rosen Publishing Group, Inc
ISBN: 1435827465
Pages: 24
Year: 2009-01-15
These large marine mammals are perfectly adapted to living in the Arctic. Readers will learn all about walruses, from what they eat and how they raise their young to where they live and how they interact with human beings.
Free Culture

Free Culture

Author: Lawrence Lessig
Publisher: Lulu Press, Inc
ISBN: 1365294617
Pages:
Year: 2016-07-30
Lawrence Lessig, “the most important thinker on intellectual property in the Internet era”, masterfully argues that never before in human history has the power to control creative progress been so concentrated in the hands of the powerful few, the so-called Big Media. Never before have the cultural powers- that-be been able to exert such control over what we can and can’t do with the culture around us. Our society defends free markets and free speech; why then does it permit such top-down control? To lose our long tradition of free culture, Lawrence Lessig shows us, is to lose our freedom to create, our freedom to build, and, ultimately, our freedom to imagine.
Simon's Cat

Simon's Cat

Author: Simon Tofield
Publisher: Penguin Canada
ISBN: 0143175351
Pages: 200
Year: 2009-10-06
Simon Tofield's award-winning short animated films about an inventive, insistent, and perennially hungry feline and his human, Simon, were instant word-of-mouth hits, garnering millions of YouTube views and being forwarded around the world within months of first being posted. Now, Simon's cat is being wrapped up between the covers of an irresistible illustrated book of black-and-white line drawings. It's the perfect gift for feline-loving friends and family.
Lean Branding

Lean Branding

Author: Laura Busche
Publisher: "O'Reilly Media, Inc."
ISBN: 1449373526
Pages: 304
Year: 2014-09-17
Every day, thousands of passionate developers come up with new startup ideas but lack the branding know-how to make them thrive. If you count yourself among them, Lean Branding is here to help. This practical toolkit helps you build your own robust, dynamic brands that generate conversion. You’ll find over 100 DIY branding tactics and inspiring case studies, and step-by-step instructions for building and measuring 25 essential brand strategy ingredients, from logo design to demo-day pitches, using The Lean Startup methodology’s Build-Measure-Learn loop. Learn exactly what a brand is—and what it isn’tBuild a minimal set of brand ingredients that are viable in the marketplace: brand story, brand symbols, and brand strategyMeasure your brand ingredients by using meaningful metrics to see if they meet your conversion goalsPivot your brand ingredients in new directions based on what you’ve learned—by optimizing rather than trashingFocus specifically on brand story, symbols, or strategy by following the Build-Measure-Learn chapters that apply
National Geographic Kids Infopedia 2018

National Geographic Kids Infopedia 2018

Author: National Geographic Kids
Publisher: Infopedia
ISBN: 1426330685
Pages: 351
Year: 2017-05-09
A worldwide bestseller that makes a great present for children who are fascinated by culture, nature, technology, animals and much more, 2018's Infopedia from National Geographic Kids will tell children 'everything they always wanted to know about everything'. Great for dipping in and out of, the book will take children on a tour of history's most famous sites, and looks at the work of the National Geographic Explorers and their initiatives. It even has hilarious jokes and activities to try out. There are also weird-but-true facts, crafts and activities.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original Screenplay

Author: J.K. Rowling
Publisher: Pottermore Publishing
ISBN: 1781109605
Pages: 304
Year: 2016-11-18
When Magizoologist Newt Scamander arrives in New York, he intends his stay to be just a brief stopover. However, when his magical case is misplaced and some of Newt's fantastic beasts escape, it spells trouble for everyone... Inspired by the original Hogwart’s textbook by Newt Scamander, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: The Original screenplay marks the screenwriting debut of J.K. Rowling, author of the beloved and internationally bestselling Harry Potter books. A feat of imagination and featuring a cast of remarkable characters and magical creatures, this is epic adventure-packed storytelling at its very best. Whether an existing fan or new to the wizarding world, this is a perfect addition for any film lover or reader’s bookshelf. The film Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them will have its theatrical release on 18th November 2016.
The Penguin Book of Witches

The Penguin Book of Witches

Author: Katherine Howe
Publisher: Penguin Classics
ISBN: 014310618X
Pages: 294
Year: 2014
A chilling, truly authoritative anthology of real-life accounts of witches, from medieval Europe through colonial AmericaFrom a manual for witch hunters written by King James himself in 1597, to court documents from the Salem witch trials of 1692, to newspaper coverage of a woman stoned to death on the streets of Philadelphia while the Continental Congress met, The Penguin Book of Witchesis a treasury of historical accounts of accused witches that sheds light on the reality behind the legends. Bringing to life stories like that of Eunice Cole, tried for attacking a teenage girl with a rock and buried with a stake through her heart; Jane Jacobs, a Bostonian so often accused of witchcraft that she took her tormentors to court on charges of slander; and Increase Mather, an exorcism-performing minister famed for his knowledge of witches, this volume provides a unique tour through the darkest history of English and North American witchcraft.
What's Your Spirit Animal?

What's Your Spirit Animal?

Author: Brooke Rowe
Publisher: Cherry Lake
ISBN: 163470570X
Pages: 32
Year: 2016-01-01
Readers will enjoy exploring hidden aspects of their personality in the Best Quiz Ever series, an engaging set of quiz books. Written with a high interest level to appeal to a more mature audience and a lower level of complexity with clear visuals to help struggling readers along. Best Quiz Ever includes fun questions to share with friends as well as trivia throughout the books. Perfect for the classroom, library, sleepovers, or reading resource rooms. A table of contents, glossary with simplified pronunciations, and index all enhance comprehension.
The Green Witch

The Green Witch

Author: Arin Murphy-Hiscock
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1507204728
Pages: 256
Year: 2017-09-19
Discover the power of natural magic and healing through herbs, flowers, and essential oils in this new guide to green witchcraft. At her core, the green witch is a naturalist, an herbalist, a wise woman, and a healer. She embraces the power of nature; she draws energy from the Earth and the Universe; she relies on natural objects like stones and gems to commune with the land she lives off of; she uses plants, flowers, oils, and herbs for healing; she calls on nature for guidance; and she respects every living being no matter how small. In The Green Witch, you will learn the way of the green witch, from how to use herbs, plants, and flowers to make potions and oils for everyday healing as well as how crystals, gems, stones, and even twigs can help you find balance within. You’ll discover how to find harmony in Earth’s great elements and connect your soul to every living creature. This guide also contains directions for herbal blends and potions, ritual suggestions, recipes for sacred foods, and information on how to listen to and commune with nature. Embrace the world of the green witch and discover what the power of nature has in store for you.
Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins

Author: Richard M. Sherman, Anthony Drewe, George Stiles, Robert B. Sherman
Publisher: Hal Leonard Publishing Corporation
ISBN: 1617803448
Pages: 112
Year: 2011
Musicals/Movies/Kids Piano Solos